Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Lethal Weapon OST



Justice, "Civilization"

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Baby Firearm, Please



This is an infomercial for a baby food pureeing machine slowed down to a terrifying degree. I love granny party animal and the asian woman who is absolutely floored by the stupid smiley faces painted on the bottle. I also enjoy the "missing since..." and steps for making the baby bullet at the end.

Bat Boner

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Weekend

Twixt Dos Ferns

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Steaming Pile O' Creed



Ridiculously funny (and accurate) overdub. Thanks to Commander Alexander for passing along this gem.

Oprah's Last Day


CLICK ME. (thanks to Pete for the link).

Download: NEW MUSIC



I present to you: brand new music, available for your downloadable pleasure (and right in time for the long summer kickoff weekend). This list features a virtual shit ton of really great stuff from 2011, much of which hasn't been officially released (I'll probably get arrested). A little thank you for your stone-Cold loyalty: CLICK HERE FOR 100+ FULL ALBUMS.

My personal recommendations :

The Antlers - Architecture in Helsinki - Bibio - Black Moth Super Rainbow - Bon Iver - Chemical Bros. - Death Cab - Delicate Steve - Destroyer - Explosions in the Sky - The Felice Brothers - Fleet Foxes - Foster the People - Friendly Fires - Fujiya & Miyagi - The Go! Team - Iron & Wine - James Blake - Metronomy - MillionYoung - MMJ - of Montreal - Ott - Panda Bear - P, B & J - Royal Bangs - Smith Westerns - Starfucker - Tapes 'n Tapes - Teams Vs. Star Slinger - Toro y Moi - We Plants are Happy Plants - Wild Beasts - Yuck

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

This Dog is Plankin' Crazy


This dog is really taking the popular Aussie trend to a whole new level.

Pushing Tin

Grand Slam (Almost)



W and that lady in red almost got DRILLED BABY, DRILLED.

Movie Deaths: Enter the Ninja

Monday, May 23, 2011

It's a Wrap...Sure!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (Season 8 Trailer)

Your Pulse Will Race



Know who's pulses are not racing at all these days? Every one of these dogs. Also, how exactly is any of this "uncontrolled action?"

Two-Man Kickflip



Here's an unearthed 2004 clip featuring my real and pseudo-brothers (Dave and Alex, who are left and right, respectively). From Alex's blog GVM. Love the Weezer cutoff and "80's high five" at the end.

TGIM


This is a really aggressive metaphor for the destruction of one's soul on a rainy Monday morning. Anyway, put the bunny back in the box.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Weekend

The Mattress Men

DVD extra from Punch Drunk Love. Philip Seymour Hoffman is one hell of a committed actor.



Just found this, which appears to be the original (as P.S. Hoffman copies him verbatim). Why is he playing guitar? What does that have to do with anything that happens in this horribly planned advertisement?? I am crying laughing right now. Like, uncontrollable laughter.

Art Thou Dead?!

RIP Macho Man Randy Savage. In his honor, here is one of my all-time favorite commercials.

Ratatat, "Drugs"

Hot Chip, "I Feel Better"


Classic, awesome video. I wonder if the dancers hired to play the boy band are even aware that this video is actually making fun of their real selves just as much as their fake boy band alter egos. Probably not.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Duane!!!

Avoid Gym Equipment Used by Arnold



I did not expect Arnold to go where he goes about halfway in on this clip after he describes "the pump," but I'm really glad he did.

Top That!



Inexplicable clip from 1989's Teen Witch. Never heard of it? Check AFI's Top 100.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Tonight

Obi-Wan Kenobi is Dead

Another lost post from last week. Full report from The Galactic Empire Times. Read the comments too.

Man Aroused, er, Excited to Meet The President


Another lost post from last week

Self-Portrait Wednesday

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Chris Klein is a Great Actor

This is one of the lost posts from last Thursday that disappeared when Blogger went down. It's just too good not to post again.

This audition tape from Mamma Mia! made the rounds last year. Unfortunately, NBC Universal has pulled down all YouTube videos of this masterclass in acting. The only video I could find of this brilliant audition was on College Humor, which makes it appear that this is a fake audition. It is not fake, my friends, it is not. Chris Klein is just that great of an actor.

I'll Take Drunk for $1000



CLASSIC drunken Jeopardy montage - Trebek is just cruising through beers while filming a telethon. I have to believe this is where Will Ferrell found inspiration for Ron Burgundy.

New Music: Bon Iver "Calgary"



Really gorgeous tune about a really silly-looking place

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Monday, May 16, 2011

Final Shuttle Launch From an Airplane Window


Post title sounds like a song by Primitive Radio Gods (loving the 90's today...). So this is the space shuttle Endeavour lifting off from Kennedy Space Center on its final mission to the International Space Station (click for higher resolution). It looks like earth just sprouted its first pubic hair.

Relive Your 90's Childhood in Under Four Minutes

Three Men and a G-G-G-G-Ghost!



Step 1: spot the boy standing behind the curtains in front of the window.
Step 2: remove soiled pants.

Aussies are Plankin Crazy

Friday, May 13, 2011

Weekend: The Squeakquel

Because I care.

Weekend

Blogger was fucked today and I lost some shit posted on Wednesday and Thursday. No idea why this happened, but hopefully we can pick up with our regularly scheduled program on Monday. In the nasal voice of Police Academy's Captain Harris: "BlogGER!"

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Righteous Scream



You already have to be the laziest sound editor on earth to put this scream in any movie, but to attribute to a character who gets shot point blank in the head? Genius.

This is just one scream of many.

Also, Robert De Niro: oy.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

New Music: Friendly Fires Pala (Album Stream)



I really like Friendly Fires. Ch-ch-check it out.

The Strokes, "12:51"


One of my favorite videos (this particular file has a funny preview thumbnail with J. Casablancas blowing his mic).

Zach Galifianakis Talks Physical Comedy



Oldie but a goodie.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Youth is Wasted on the Dumb

Alternative title: I Seriously Want to Punch Each and Every One of These Kids in the Face. Hard.

NYC Movie Map

Can you name all 91 movies featured in the below drawing (as always, click to enlarge):

Cinema's Greatest Sandwiches



Hilarious music/captions.

Lonely Island feat. Michael Bolton, "Jack Sparrow"

Friday, May 6, 2011

Weekend

Vin Diesel is a Natural Performer



Check dis fresh breakdancing vid of Vin Diesel circa '86 (he was then known as the super-average Mark Sinclair). This almost makes me feel better about Fast Five making 80 fucking million dollars last weekend...almost.

Dog Days

New York City's Finest


Snapped this timeless image of a rare mammal nesting in its natural habitat. Click to enlarge.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Song for America



Should have posted this yesterday during my America-themed extravaganza, but whatever. Also seems weird to post on Stinko Day Mayonnaise, but y'know what? Life. That's what. Anyway, this is a sweet song no matter the time of year. Get Destroyer's Kaputt - it's a fantastic album from start to finish. Sultry like a hot Mexican night.

Billboard Juxtapositions








Slo-Mo Skydiving

Experience Human Flight from Betty Wants In on Vimeo.


This video image and the one from the post below are pretty similar. Froggy.

Videogame Glitches

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Life's a Peach and Then You Die



What's more American than drunk Goldblum talking about peaches?

Bush League

Victory Lap



This guy's celebration delivers the exact opposite effect on me than what he intends. Had he been a part of the raid he surely would have accidentally killed all the other Navy SEALs before even coming close to hitting Osama. This is the guy that gives America a great name all over the world.

Achievement Unlocked