Friday, July 29, 2011

Weekend


Scan with a QR reader.

Shit Just Got Real



I legitimately cannot distinguish one dude from the other.

Newspaper...on the Internet??

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Gone Fishin'



Sorry about the ad. Bloopers from the apparently classic Bill Dance (ha! Bill Dance) Fishing Show.

I'm Really Tired



Longer, subtitled video here.

Big Mountain Shredding w/ Seth Wescott



Seth Wescott, Sugarloafer/2x Olympic Gold Medalist/Impossibly Good Guy, gets warm and fuzzy talking big mountain shredding. As you can see, he's repping Maine pretty hard - the hat and the Team 8 shirt (T8 is the custom snowboard company started by my buddy/fellow Loafer, Greg).

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

My Precious

This is a Real Thing



In Bali. Definitely not in America (though it used to be - watch until the end)

Trigger Control



Yes that is Danny Masterson. Let's all assume his character grew up to be a mass-murderer (how could you not with a movie-star-slick but demented grandfather like that? I'm thinking there's a Dexter Morgan & his dad relationship going on here...)

Monday, July 25, 2011

Without a Paddle



I like dogs today. I also like fake Norm Macdonald in the background.

Thank for Watch

Life of Brian Debate



Shortly after Monty Python's Life of Brian was released in 1979 (Python's best film), MP members John Cleese and Michael Palin (personal favorite member) engaged in a what would become an infamous debate on the BBC2 discussion programme Friday Night, Saturday Morning, in which Malcolm Muggeridge and Mervyn Stockwood, the Bishop of Southwark, put the case against the film.

Muggeridge and the Bishop had arrived 15 minutes late to see a screening of the picture prior to the debate, missing the establishing scenes which demonstrated that Brian and Jesus were two different characters, and hence contended that it was a send-up of Christ himself.

Both Pythons later felt that there had been a strange role reversal in the manner of the debate, with two young upstart comedians attempting to make serious, well-researched points, while the establishment figures engaged in cheap jibes and point scoring.

TGIM Again



Maybe the dumbest thing I've ever posted, but I wish I thought of doing this first (instead, I like to draw people aggressively puking on the barf bags provided in planes).

Friday, July 22, 2011

Weekend

Girls Just Wanna Have Fail



If there was a guys' summer fail compilation, I'd post that too. This isn't sexist, it's funny (and very painful).

Beavis & Butthead: New Season Preview


Classic B&B. I'm psyched. There's really no difference between this and the early 90's - while they're not mocking music videos (and they may well still do that), they are still mocking MTV. Awesome.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

How To Land Your Dream Job

Rainbow Wiggles



Once she gets going with the wiggles, there's no stopping this broad. I'm surprised this didn't happen.

I Believe I Can Fly



Oh wait, no I can't.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Tiny Dancer

Stupid Glasshole




Really dumb guy. Really cheap glass.

Boat Name: Explocean

Reel Genius



Amazing SFX reel.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Flock of Seaguns

M83, "Midnight City"

Midnight City by M83

First track from M83's upcoming double album, Hurry Up, We're Dreaming, out 10/18. YES.

Cool Your Jets

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Weekend


See you Tuesdee.

Friday Night Lights "Y'all" Supercut



One of my all-time favorite shows, Friday Night Lights, ends tomorrow night. If you haven't watched it, get watchin,' y'all.

Beavis & Butthead "Cry"



Here's Beavis and Butthead watching Godley and Creme's video for their 80's classic, "Cry." I covered this same song in an earlier post where I talked about Gayngs' cover of the same song/video. This is exactly like Inception, except instead of dreams, it's blog posts about a relatively obscure 80's song and it's equally obscure cover. So it's pretty much the same thing as the movie.

The Primate Network

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Kenny Powers, CEO



Gotta say, I have a new respect for K-Swiss.

Mr. Xan Man, Bring Me a Dream

So here's a screenshot of "actor" Xan Spencer's website. Notice one of my tweets making fun of him appears in his Twitter feed (click to enlahhhhge). I'm famous! Anyway, check out his unintentionally silly site here.

Child Parkour

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Stranger Danger!



This whole thing is fucking hilarious, but 1:30-1:52 is the absolute BEST.

King of Kong



I urge you all to watch this hilariously good 2007 documentary, King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters. A classic good vs. evil tale. Billy Mitchell, with the black jeans, thin beard and straight-flowing hair, is truly something to behold.

Jack & Jill & George C. Scott



George C. Scott's character from the 1979 movie Hardcore is forced to endure yet another disgracefully shitty Adam Sandler trailer for his upcoming bungduster, Jack and Jill.

Monday, July 11, 2011

White People



From the often hilarious, always disturbing Wonder Showzen.

Who Needs Gun Control?



Quick draw to the leg. Idiot.

Skate or Die!



Another classic scene from Hard Ticket to Hawaii.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Weekend

The Men of Frisbee



Love a lot about this, but what I particularly enjoy and want is the long-sleeve Bud Light tee at :30.

Collective Gasp (Stock Sound Effect)

OK, so I've mentioned a certain sound effect from movies/TV/everything to countless people, trying in vain to imitate vocally, and half the time, people don't seem to have any clue what I'm talking about. They sometimes just nod, half-smiling and faintly confused. Alas! I have found the ubiquitous sound effect (click here). I have searched far and wide for a video compilation of this sound but I have found nothing. Honestly, I think nothing's turned up because a compilation of this stock sound used in everything from commercials to movies to videogames would result in an epic 6-hour film. This shit is seriously in every single movie trailer I've ever seen. The record scratch, the "Ychheeeerrghh," and Wilhelm Scream got nothin' on this thing.

Paul Blart is Kind of a Hack

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Teleporting Ref



Pops in at :06

Kentucky Fried Murder

Happy 6th of July!



Thanks to Bill G. for this gem.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Weekend


See you Wednesday.

Firewooooonk: Part Deux

Firewooooonk

Bridges Exploding



In honor of Independence Day.