Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Captain Planet



Captain Planet is debatably the shittiest superhero of all time.

Destroyer, "Savage Night at the Opera" (VIDEO)


From the album Kaputt, easily in my Top 5 albums from 2011 (so far).

James Blake & Bon Iver, "Fall Creek Boys Choir"



First leaked track from the upcoming collaboration between two universally celebrated Indie gods. The album is sure to be hyped beyond belief, so just try to listen to the music as it purely is without all the salivating/slandering blogger bullshit swirling around it.

Extreme Bros



This looks like a great time - not sure I'd participate, but I'd watch.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

M83 is Gleaming the Cube



Gleaming the Cube is just one of those late 80's movies I watched a hundred times during my childhood. Similarly, M83's new song, "Midnight City," is just one of those songs I plan on listening to at least hundred more times during my adulthood (unlike childhood, adulthood does not segue into something else, only death. Deal with it by listening to good music).

Ha-pan

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Weekend Vacation


World Records Are Just Fucking Ridiculous Now



I mean - look at this shit. Are you looking? LOOK AT THIS MAN.

NEW MUSIC: Active Child, You Are All I See (Album Stream)



Been looking forward to this album for a while after hearing a few songs a while back. Stream the shit out of it, in all its majestic glory, above.

Short Escalator



Not sure what's more retarded - the existence of this escalator, or how people look going down it?

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Movie Line Rhymes

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Milo & "Otis"


This video mashup of Watch the Throne's "Otis" with the 1986 classic (?) Milo & Otis has been making the rounds on the interweb. I actually think this is a pretty poorly edited mashup that rarely attempts to sync the song with the video (and I am also not what the kids call "into rap"). So why am I posting this? Milo & Otis are very cute that's why, and I haven't thought about them since 1986. And also: RIP Milo & Otis (who are 100% dead right now).

Danny Macaskill Has Skill



Check his other vids here

Monday, August 15, 2011

Before They Were Famous



Sarah Jessica Parker seems even more insufferable as a broccoli-headed child at 1:45 (even the dog is offended by her smugness and he's wearing fucking glasses!).

Captain Not Very Awesome



His hubris is his undoing...and it's what makes this hilarious.

25 Great Unscripted Scenes

Friday, August 12, 2011

Weekend


This is Just a Solid Performance



I'm sure this child is doing just fine today.

You Will...Actually, You Are



In 1993, Tom Selleck predicted the future. I wonder if he was also able to predict his own unemployment.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Gold Medal Kidnap



Is this racist? I don't think it is, at least, I'm certainly not trying to be - this is just funny. I refuse to apologize. Stop telling me how to feel.

The Grammys Suck

London Madness Just Won't Stop



ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Bifartisanship



Barney Frank sums up the country's feelings about the general state of the nation (hint: it stinks).

MISSING


Mid-Life Crisis



Really not sure what to say here. The Rebecca Black of 55 year-olds? Watch the Throne? Ugh, America is just often the worst.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Tom Green Works on Some New Material



For a time, Tom Green was the funniest person on the planet. For a brief time.

You Wanna Pizza Me?



I like how the cook shakes hands with the greasebag spokesman at :15 then resumes throwing a pie around sans hand-washing. Also, Paolini's looks like a fucking shithole.

Snow Dogs vs. Chilly Dogs


Both just really great movies. Not sure who wins here. Know what's funny? These two brilliant thespians (one is an actual Oscar winner, sadly) were in the same movie, Chill Factor.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Weekend

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Kids Say The Darnedest Things #487



I'm not sure, but I think this is child abuse.

Hipster Pinball (I Dislike All of These People)



So this is what hipsters are doing with all their fucking time.

Exclusive Sneak Peak: Jay-Z & Kanye West's "Watch the Throne"



Benny Hill theme aside, the best part is when he quickly gets his shit together at :40.

Monday, August 1, 2011

The Simpsons as Glitch Art



Glitch art has become popular over the last few years (here's a personal fave). I know this because I'm what the kids call "a guy who looks at the internet a lot." This "piece" (UGH) is kinda cool...I guess. What is art? What is cool? Like, what if we're the aliens, man? Y'know?

Mocking Movies



Like MST3K (and I believe some of the guys behind that are behind this).

Steve Sax



Gets really good at :40.