Thursday, August 30, 2012



Nearly hits a little girl at 1:30, who stops dead in her tracks, dumbstruck that she was almost run over by the world's biggest tool.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Friday, August 24, 2012



These guys personify the insufferably twee, smug, entitled hipster that everyone loves to hate (I mean LOOK at what he's doing in the screencap. UGH). No comment on the music, but these guys are the truest form of blowhard trustafarians who definitely smell their own farts. The top-rated YouTube comment is dead-on: "it's like a parody of a Pitchfork band."

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Luka, "Seaworthy" (MUSIC VIDEO)

New Luka video brilliantly shot and cut by my GVM faux-bro.


Pretty much on par with every surfing/skating documentary ever made.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Al Broken

Monday, August 20, 2012


Music by Superhumanoids.

Bill Murray Mix

Spoon, "Small Stakes" (MUSIC VIDEO)

Kill the Moonlight, one of last decade's best albums, is 10 years old today.

Friday, August 17, 2012


Skate Park

Fucking ridiculous. Music by Patrick Watson.

Woof Water Rapids, a.k.a. Trauma Dog

Everything Works Out

Mitt Romney On The Back Of A Fucking Jet Ski

Vogue Mitzvah


Thursday, August 16, 2012

Autotuned Five Guys Review

Original here.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Louis is Sorry

Tripping Billies

Friday, August 10, 2012


Real Actors Read Yelp Reviews

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Elliott Smith, "Punch and Judy" (ALTERNATE VERSION)

Totally different version than the Either/Or original. Check out the alternate version of "Alameda," also off Either/Or.

Van Dammage

From the 1993 American classic, Hard Target (co-starring Wilford Brimley, no joke). Pretty much on par with Karl Welzein's Roadhouse script.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012


Ass Assin'

Karl Welzein's older brother? I bet they haven't spoken in years.

Hollywood is Original

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

8-Bit Olympics

The xx, "Chained" (NEW MUSIC)

New sultry synth darkness from The xx. Coexist is out 9/10.

Fools Russian (Part MXIV)

Monday, August 6, 2012

Tricks With Arex!

My faux-bro Alex Lund rocking Portland Skatepark yesterday.

Shot Faces

And a synchronized diving one for good measure.

Elliott Smith, "Alameda" (ALTERNATE VERSION)

Kill Rock Stars just released this version of "Alameda" (off 1997's Either/Or) in honor of what would have ES's 43rd birthday. Similar sound, lotta different lyrics.

I Have Returned. You May Celebrate.